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i hope i never have a lisp…
So, my job isn’t always so thrilling. I spend my days clicking buttons terminating security agreements, but at least I’m getting paid!
Today, I decided I could dedicate 30 minutes of my time to whitening my teeth while working. Of course, during that 30 minutes I felt the urgent need to run to the toilets and couldn’t take off my white strips during that time.
In case you’ve never used them, white strips are not completely inconspicuous. They stick on top of your teeth and slide around and make it quite difficult to hold a conversation.
I thought I could make it to the restroom without having to talk to anyone, but alas…I was wrong. I only made it to the door of our office area before I ran into one of the managers from our floor. She’s a chatty one.
Needless to say, I kept my answers terse and refused to look at her while walking to the restroom and immediately removed them when I was in there. I really didn’t want her to judge, but at least I’ll have pretty white teeth again in a week!
