So, my job isn’t always so thrilling. I spend my days clicking buttons terminating security agreements, but at least I’m getting paid!
Today, I decided I could dedicate 30 minutes of my time to whitening my teeth while working. Of course, during that 30 minutes I felt the urgent need to run to the toilets and couldn’t take off my white strips during that time.
In case you’ve never used them, white strips are not completely inconspicuous. They stick on top of your teeth and slide around and make it quite difficult to hold a conversation.
I thought I could make it to the restroom without having to talk to anyone, but alas…I was wrong. I only made it to the door of our office area before I ran into one of the managers from our floor. She’s a chatty one.
Needless to say, I kept my answers terse and refused to look at her while walking to the restroom and immediately removed them when I was in there. I really didn’t want her to judge, but at least I’ll have pretty white teeth again in a week!
Here is a list of things that currently tickle my fancy (in no particular order):
1. Peach vodka and soda water
2. My niece, Ellery
3. Kelly Green
4. White Roses
5. The Smell of Vanilla
6. Peeptoe pumps
7. 70-80 degree weather
8. Queso and Chips
9. Minty gum
10. The girls in our “young professionals” group
Things are looking up for blurton.
Things I realized today:
1. cake for breakfast is always a good idea at the time, but the love affair ends there
2. sleep is quite crucial to my ability to focus on menial tasks…i’ll keep this in mind next time i want to stay up until 3
3. days like today require a blanket, my ipod and the park
sometimes i’m bummed that i have a temp job at all. i could totally be homeless today and revel in it!
ever have one of those nights where you just wish you could be alone? i had one last night…but i learned a valuable lesson: things are way better when you have a distraction!
ladies: and you know who you are…thanks for making my evening.
i’ll be back to normal soon.
It’s administrative professionals day and I just got a cell phone holder!
I’m having one of those weeks where I had to realize that I don’t make a lot of money. Sure…I enjoy pretending like I do, but you know what doesn’t like it when I do that? My bank statement.
My bank statement really isn’t happy with me after this past weekend.
I think we’re fighting.
